Names of .....
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it'* a gay bar but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer, "What'* the name of your *****?".
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink". The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your *****."
So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, "Hey bud, what'* the name of your *****?"
The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, "TIMEX."
The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity marguerita. "So, what do you call your *****?"
The man to his right turns to him and prouldly exclaims, "FORD, because quality is Job 1," Then adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his *****.
He turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my ***** is 'Secret'. Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"
The customer says "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman."
At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.