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Old 06-07-2006, 09:57 AM   #1
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This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it'* a gay bar. "But what the heck", he says, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What'* the name of your *****?" The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink". The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your *****. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies.' The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what'* the name of your *****?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "Timex." The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your *****?" The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "Ford, because Quality is Job 1." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?" Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his *****. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my ***** is Secret. Now give me my beer." The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look he asks, "Why Secret?" The customer says, "Because it'* STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"

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LOL. Good one.
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