the little Red Sox fan
06-18-2007, 01:58 PM
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the little Red Sox fan
A family of New York Yankee fans headed out one Saturday to shop for the youngest boy'* birthday.
While in the sports shop the son picks up a Red Sox jersey and says to his older sister,
"I've decided to become a Red Sox fan and I would like this Boston Red Sox jersey for my birthday."
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his head and says, "Go talk to mother."
Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday."
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Red Sox jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday."
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of his head and says,
"No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home.
The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good! And what is it you learned?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Red Sox fan for an hour and I already hate you Yankee bastards!"
While in the sports shop the son picks up a Red Sox jersey and says to his older sister,
"I've decided to become a Red Sox fan and I would like this Boston Red Sox jersey for my birthday."
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his head and says, "Go talk to mother."
Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday."
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Red Sox jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday."
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of his head and says,
"No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home.
The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good! And what is it you learned?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Red Sox fan for an hour and I already hate you Yankee bastards!"
06-18-2007, 02:05 PM
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06-18-2007, 02:09 PM
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Mmmhmm, my three favorite hats...
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(I'm really a sox fan, I just like the Yankees hat more.)
you know, if i had attended NEBF, I was gonna wear my yankees hat without thinking, i am now rethinking that and thinking that thinking that might have been the worst decision i have ever thought of thinking.
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(I'm really a sox fan, I just like the Yankees hat more.)
you know, if i had attended NEBF, I was gonna wear my yankees hat without thinking, i am now rethinking that and thinking that thinking that might have been the worst decision i have ever thought of thinking.
06-18-2007, 02:21 PM
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You would have been middle of the road. Olds and Buick are probably Yank fans..Toast, Gumbum and a couple others are Sox fans.
Then there'* the rest of us...we are bonneville fans.
Then there'* the rest of us...we are bonneville fans.
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06-18-2007, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
You would have been middle of the road. Olds and Buick are probably Yank fans..Toast, Gumbum and a couple others are Sox fans.
Then there'* the rest of us...we are bonneville fans.
Then there'* the rest of us...we are bonneville fans.
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