My Poor Friend....(Nothing tragic guys)
We were talking about cars. He has a Ford F250 Powerstroke with a five speed. He hit a deer with it and was being fixed. He had a rental car. It was a...........Ford Taurus with the 24V. He said "I tell you what, that Taurus was the fastest thing I've ever driven, golly if I ever needed a car, I'll buy that Taurus in a heartbeat." I told him "You know that my car can easily beat that car" His reply was, "Well when I floor it, it reallys get up and goes! so it might beat your car." I did not reply after this.
Oh my poor friend, he'* so naive.
Thought this was humorous since he thinks a Taurus is fast!