My Midlife Crisis
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year-old blonde."
Last night, I took a look at my wife and said,
"Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 46 year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
Now, my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year-old blonde...
...and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
Mike: 1997 SE w/ 183K, aka White Horse
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