My retirement home is the one I've been living in for the last 20 years.
Nice view of the Pacific ocean to watch the whales and cruise ships go by with snow capped mountains on the horizon. Out front are 150 foot Fir trees with eagles nests to watch baby eagles grow every year.
Out back is my garage and my new tool shed.
Can't get too much better than that.
Now I have to get busy and paint the bathroom, after that will come a major house re-org.