Democrat, Republican or Conservative Republican?
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Conservative Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and
two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a
huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and
charges at you. You are carrying a Glock Caliber 40, and you
are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

1) Democrat'* Answer:

Well, that'* not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier
street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few weeks and try to come to a consensus.

2) Republican'* Answer:

BANG!

3) Conservative Republican'* Answer

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

...(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those my Winchester Silver Tips or Mom'* Hollow Points?

Son: Git-r-Done Pop! Can I shoot the next one?

Wife: You are NOT taking that to the Taxidermist!

A new line to this one! That got a good chuckle.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost!!!!

Aaaaack!, Didnt see it here before, got it in an email and it made my morning.

No worries happens to the best of us. However the penalty for a repost is one ford badge must be glued to your grill

As a registered Democrat, I'm surprise I picked number 2

As long as it came off a GT500 and comes with the twin turbo'*

GT500 has twin turbo'* these days? What ever happened to the good ol' twin screw?

Seen this a long time ago. The Git-er-Done line was added later (obviously why) and so was the wife'* line. Still funny though.

it is twin screw however there is a modified gt running dual turbos i also believe theres a video of it somewhere