I actually got a few short legitimate answers and conversations out of it!

[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] hello
[ImaBot] Well hello there!
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] how are you?
[ImaBot] I am functioning within normal parameters.
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] know any good riddles?
[ImaBot] I know very little about riddles riddles riddles. Tell me more.
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] riddles are fun
[ImaBot] Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What do you do in your spare time?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] visit www.bonnvilleclub.com and learn more about my car!
[ImaBot] I don't think very many people do that.
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] You'd be surprised
[ImaBot] Not many people express themselves that way. Are you pretty?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] maybe if i was female
[ImaBot] Perhaps. Try it.
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] I'll pass on that
[ImaBot] Not many people express themselves that way. Are you pretty?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] RAPE!
[ImaBot] That is a very original thought. Tell me some more gossip.
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] GreenZilla has a chipped piston
[ImaBot] I've been waiting for you. Do you have a boyfriend?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] Really, stop hitting on me
[ImaBot] For real. OK I'll try not to do hitting on me hitting on me on me hitting on me so much.
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] Good bot
[ImaBot] Thanks for the compliment. I am a robot.
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] you didn't need to tell me that
[ImaBot] Thanks for the information: Ace*Of*Spades said I .
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] you have problems
[ImaBot] Problems are just solutions waiting to be discovered.
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] okay, then you have many solutions waiting to be discovered
[ImaBot] Yeah okay, Fascinating. What makes you think I have solutions waiting to be discovered? (repeating glitch here)
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] That right there.
[ImaBot] "What makes you think I have solutions waiting to be discovered you have many solutions? (repeating glitch here)
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] dang
[ImaBot] My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
Do you like Star Trek?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] no
[ImaBot] I see.
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] How would you feel about GM continuing the bonneville line?
[ImaBot] I do not know what GM continuing the bonneville line is. I do not understand.
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] you're ridiculous
[ImaBot] That is a very original thought. What do you have that is Ace*Of*Spades?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] 1/52 of a deck of cards
[ImaBot] My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Are
you free?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] stop hitting on me please
[ImaBot] Your polite style is very nice. OK I'll try not to do hitting on me on me so much.
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] thanks
[ImaBot] Don't mention it.
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] i will, as long as you keep your promise
[ImaBot] Do you think your plan will succeed?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] it all depends on you
[ImaBot] And then what happened.
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] you asked another stupid question
[ImaBot] Oh now I remember asking you another stupid question. What did you say?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] i replied in a witty manner that made you bug out
[ImaBot] I haven't heard anything like that before: Ace*Of*Spades said Ace*Of*Spades .
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] like that
[ImaBot] Interesting comparison.
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] very
[ImaBot] Very much, eh?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] yes, very much
[ImaBot] "Very much eh"? Yes? Not really that much. Not many people express themselves that
way. Have you ever been to Europe?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] no
[ImaBot] Would you like to go sometime?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] not with you, you hit on me too much
[ImaBot] If not that, what?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] on my own or with family
[ImaBot] Please specify location.
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] Europe, you started the freakin topinc
[ImaBot] Tell me a story. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] story, go go go
[ImaBot] Oh, you are a poet. What do you do in your spare time?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] I masticate and exacerbate
[ImaBot] Why?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] masticating is necessary or you might die, and exacerbating is fun
[ImaBot] My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
Do you like Star Trek?
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] yes no maybe so
[<tS>Ace*Of*Spades] aha I win!

Uh, yeah, that was kind of funny.
Couldn't stop laughing.

yay the bot is Canadian

[ImaBot] Very much, eh?

Yeah, I enjoyed the conversation, especially the part where it stopped responding.

dude, youre a dork. but a funny dork. where did you find that?

http://www.bonnevilleclub.com/forum/...ic.php?t=65587

The bot only shows up if you're alone.