March 14 is Einstein'* birthday. He would have been 128
(Date of Birth: 14 March 1879). Few people remember
that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa
Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was
well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted
to women with large breasts; the attraction is stronger
if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein'* Theory of
Relative Titty.
:P