Dan, let me valet that 'vette" for ya. You go in w/the guys and order a round,...... I'll be right in.
I would absolutely LOVE smoking those vehicles without regard to wear.......Guess they do too. My GXP came with a 3rd grey "valet" key. I thought it just left most accessories off and the trunk unopenable. I'll have to use it and see if it affects the PCM functions as well. When I get the car back.
Im a valet guy thats what i do for a living lmao xD Iva always wanted to do that but never did. The most ive ever done was stomp the pedal. As for stealing id never even think about it and others in the valet are the same, the tips are just to good to steal and get thrown out of the job we make 100 - 300 a week on tips alone.
Well one night it was very slow. It was a tuesday night and the place was empty. At night a sweet *** cls 55 AMG wanted to park and it was my turn. I have gotten many AMGs with the 6.3 engine (my god what an engine the only other car id get than a bonneville or a g8 would be a mercedes with a 6.3) Well i got it to the long stretch of road before i have to make 2 rights and a left to get to the garage.... and i was tempted ive never done it so i got trip tronic on and stomped it went from 1st to 2nd to 3rd to 1st gear and when it gets to 1st it surges and i was already going fast but idont think i passed 40 mph. Well as i make the 2 rights a cop screams at me to stop he came out of nowhere! he was asking me "What do you think this is fast guy!?!?! MOROSO OR A DRAG STRIP?!?!?!" I said "Im sorry sir (shizzating my pants) " he asked me for my license and registration. I said it wasnt my car and gave him my license. He came back and asked "Whos car is that?" I said "Im valet parking it" He then turned red and strted screaming to his partner "Hes a valet driver" then looked at me and told me "Are you serious? If i valet my car, and i also have a nice car, and the driver dogs the hell out of it... I WOULD WANT TO HURT HIM!!! I WOULD LITTERALLY WANT TO HURT HIM" i said "Yes sir i understand i usually never do it... i dont know why i did it" (lol fail) then hes like where do you work and i pointed to my valet a block away and he said "heres your license get out of my face" and i left. I parked the car and went to my valet booth then told the guys and i thought i was losing my job i thought they were gonna pass by and rat me out. They neer did and i left but man I LEARNED a lesson....
my grandma gets her 2000 malibu valet parking at the hospital. she went in one winter and when her car came back after her appointment, the fender was smashed. turns out, the valet driver tried drifting it around a turn and side-swiped a railing because the car slid on the snow. the valet company paid for the damage because it was caught on the hospital security cameras. i hope the driver got fired.