I was driving by the reservoir a couple years ago and I stopped to let a big turtle cross the road. By the time he made it from the double-yellow line to the shoulder, I was sitting on my hood with the engine off watching it walk.
LOL, I ran in the house and grabbed my Canon. Wife got all exited as I came around the front of him and layed out in front of him. The grass you see in front of him is all there was between him and my fingers.
So, the fingers you almost burned off the other day are now being shoved in the face of a snapping turtle???