john-Ah, at last. I can hardly wait!
jane-Do you want me to leave?
john-NO! Don't even think about it.
jane-Do you LOVE me?
john-Of COURSE. Always have and always will!
jane-Have you ever cheated on me?
john-No! Why are you even asking?
jane-Will you kiss me?
john-Every chance I get.
jane-Will you hit me?
john-HELL NO! Are you crazy?
jane-Can I trust you?