LOVE MAKING....differently (PG-13)
The Italian says,
"When I've a finished a makina dalove withah
my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees,
she floats six inches above a da bed in ecstasy."
The Frenchman replies,
"Zat is noting, when Ah've finished
making ze love with ze wife ,ah kiss all ze way down her
body,and zen ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and
she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy.
The redneck says,
"That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I
git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on
She hits the freakin' ceiling!"
1998 SE Midnight Blue Pearl
Gutted airbox, FRAM AirHog, removed MAF Screen, eBay clear corners, extended brake lights
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