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Old 07-13-2005, 04:56 PM   #1
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Default Lord of the Flies....

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with
a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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