Hehehehe, you're damned right he must. Wooden spoiler!
My friend has an early 80'* Honda Civic hatchback, it'* a total POS and he knows it. But he got "really bored" one morning over break and painted flames behind the wheel wells, and if I'm not mistaken, one of those obnoxious off-center, 2-color stripes that people put on things now to make them look "vintage."
"If I'm not mistaken" because I wouldn't be caught near the car itself.