Ok, so it'* show and tell day at school. Little Johnny goes looking around for something to take in (without letting his parents know), he finds a bag of flour and decides to take that. Well, during show and tell, the teacher begins to wonder why Little Johnny is showing off a bag with $10,000 of crack in it. Police get sent to the kids house, they realized that the "flour" was gone so they got the heck out of dodge.
btw, this just happened...