the little firefighter
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. She is wearing a fireman'* hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?"
The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says.
"Thanks mister" says the little girl.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by its *********.
"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog'* neck I think you could go faster."
The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!'