Wow! That'* a tall order...
I started this once and lost the page, so let'* try it again.
Some members from near and from far
use the lounge here instead of a bar
They'd rather be here
'stead of out drinking beer
and the one thing in common'* a car.
We have Bob in the heat and the sands
using mitts on his hot little hands
Or the grey steering wheel
when gripped will just feel
like he'* holding some hot cattle brands.
Whoops! Gotta run...I'll finish these another time....sorry!