I'll add a couple more
If you have 15 sheep, and all but 9 die in a flood, how many sheep do you have left?
answer :If you answered 6 you are wrong, all but 9 died, therefore you have the 9 left that didn't die
How many animals of each type did Moses take on the ark.
answer: None, Noah was the one with an Ark
A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?
He waits until night time and then goes through the first door.
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All of them do.... lemme guess, you said one.....
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow'* sister?
No, he is dead if he has a widow
Math cause I love you guys
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70. 30 divided by 1/2 is 60, plus 10 is 70
Want one more math one to make up for that last one?
How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen
12. Obviously there are 12 stamps in a dozen, why would you think 6?
There, Now you can all share my title