Morons NOT allowed to play games!
10-30-2003, 02:30 AM
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Morons NOT allowed to play games!
Holy crap why do computer games **** me off so much? BECAUSE OTHERS CAN'T PLAY THEN WORTH ****!!!
Why in Halo is my team retarded? Why is it when I see our flag get stolen out of our base with 3 guys outside "gaurding" possible? Oh I'll tell you why, because my team is always a bunch of MORONS!
I then dart after the guy who stole the flag and ran through a back passage to his home base, well I'm feeling through each turn in the cold icy canyon that I'm getting closer. Then I turn a corner and see one of my guys looking out over a cliff with his back to me..ok....wtf is he looking at? Then out of the shadows the guy with the stolen flag comes out from the shadows and cracks the idiot in the back! Killing him instantly. I'm like, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? YOU THINK THE GUY WITH THE FLAG JUMPED TO HIS CERTAIN DOOM WHILE CARRYING THE FLAG?!?!?!" So then I run after the suspect and whip out my powerful pistol (desert eagle powerful) and pump the bastard full of a clip and watch his god forsaken body fall to the ground. I touch the flag to return it instantly to home base. I then curse at my team some more and leave the game in a rage.
Online games get to me, oh and your thinking "How can you play Kyle? You're on 56k?" News to you I finish in the top 3 in almost every game and I think I know why...EVERYONE ELSE IS A MORON IN HALO!
Why in Halo is my team retarded? Why is it when I see our flag get stolen out of our base with 3 guys outside "gaurding" possible? Oh I'll tell you why, because my team is always a bunch of MORONS!
I then dart after the guy who stole the flag and ran through a back passage to his home base, well I'm feeling through each turn in the cold icy canyon that I'm getting closer. Then I turn a corner and see one of my guys looking out over a cliff with his back to me..ok....wtf is he looking at? Then out of the shadows the guy with the stolen flag comes out from the shadows and cracks the idiot in the back! Killing him instantly. I'm like, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? YOU THINK THE GUY WITH THE FLAG JUMPED TO HIS CERTAIN DOOM WHILE CARRYING THE FLAG?!?!?!" So then I run after the suspect and whip out my powerful pistol (desert eagle powerful) and pump the bastard full of a clip and watch his god forsaken body fall to the ground. I touch the flag to return it instantly to home base. I then curse at my team some more and leave the game in a rage.
Online games get to me, oh and your thinking "How can you play Kyle? You're on 56k?" News to you I finish in the top 3 in almost every game and I think I know why...EVERYONE ELSE IS A MORON IN HALO!
10-30-2003, 02:32 AM
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Re: Morons NOT allowed to play games!
Originally Posted by Allmachtige
Holy crap why do computer games **** me off so much? BECAUSE OTHERS CAN'T PLAY THEN WORTH ****!!!
Why in Halo is my team retarded? Why is it when I see our flag get stolen out of our base with 3 guys outside "gaurding" possible? Oh I'll tell you why, because my team is always a bunch of MORONS!
I then dart after the guy who stole the flag and ran through a back passage to his home base, well I'm feeling through each turn in the cold icy canyon that I'm getting closer. Then I turn a corner and see one of my guys looking out over a cliff with his back to me..ok....wtf is he looking at? Then out of the shadows the guy with the stolen flag comes out from the shadows and cracks the idiot in the back! Killing him instantly. I'm like, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? YOU THINK THE GUY WITH THE FLAG JUMPED TO HIS CERTAIN DOOM WHILE CARRYING THE FLAG?!?!?!" So then I run after the suspect and whip out my powerful pistol (desert eagle powerful) and pump the bastard full of a clip and watch his god forsaken body fall to the ground. I touch the flag to return it instantly to home base. I then curse at my team some more and leave the game in a rage.
Online games get to me, oh and your thinking "How can you play Kyle? You're on 56k?" News to you I finish in the top 3 in almost every game and I think I know why...EVERYONE ELSE IS A MORON IN HALO!
Why in Halo is my team retarded? Why is it when I see our flag get stolen out of our base with 3 guys outside "gaurding" possible? Oh I'll tell you why, because my team is always a bunch of MORONS!
I then dart after the guy who stole the flag and ran through a back passage to his home base, well I'm feeling through each turn in the cold icy canyon that I'm getting closer. Then I turn a corner and see one of my guys looking out over a cliff with his back to me..ok....wtf is he looking at? Then out of the shadows the guy with the stolen flag comes out from the shadows and cracks the idiot in the back! Killing him instantly. I'm like, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? YOU THINK THE GUY WITH THE FLAG JUMPED TO HIS CERTAIN DOOM WHILE CARRYING THE FLAG?!?!?!" So then I run after the suspect and whip out my powerful pistol (desert eagle powerful) and pump the bastard full of a clip and watch his god forsaken body fall to the ground. I touch the flag to return it instantly to home base. I then curse at my team some more and leave the game in a rage.
Online games get to me, oh and your thinking "How can you play Kyle? You're on 56k?" News to you I finish in the top 3 in almost every game and I think I know why...EVERYONE ELSE IS A MORON IN HALO!
EVERYONE TK'* in halo, i think Church from Red vs BLue said it best... "Team Killing F^cktards" It'* really bad, some spawn points are just dumb too, spawn camping has a whole new meaning now....
10-30-2003, 02:36 AM
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Caboose said it best that "...Church'* girlfriend WAS a ****!" 
Team killing does get annoying as hell sometimes. I do one of 2 things:
1.) Go to the other team.
2.) TK the living **** out of the sorry bastards.
Team killing does get annoying as hell sometimes. I do one of 2 things:
1.) Go to the other team.
2.) TK the living **** out of the sorry bastards.
i live online for both those games...
10-30-2003, 07:20 AM
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Amricas Army is, or used to be, a great game. TKing sends you to Leavenworth, and it now has punkbuster. Kinda limited on maps, tho. But for free....
I don't play much anymore because I figured out I suck....
I Just started playing HALO for the PC too.
I don't play much anymore because I figured out I suck....
I Just started playing HALO for the PC too.
10-30-2003, 10:50 AM
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I don't like the multiplayer in any of the SOF games for some reason...too linear I think. Once Halflife 2 comes out I'm gonna lock myself in my room for DAYS! 
Oh, you guys should check out Max Payne 2, I got it and it rocks. If you liked the first one, you will love this one.
Oh, you guys should check out Max Payne 2, I got it and it rocks. If you liked the first one, you will love this one.
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we should get a bonneville club game going on something like warcraft or halo (when i get it). we could all meet i got medal of honor for i while longer and i got ghost recon.
10-30-2003, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by L27Buick
we should get a bonneville club game going on something like warcraft or halo (when i get it). we could all meet i got medal of honor for i while longer and i got ghost recon.
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