34) Rust remover tastes terrible
35) Kids instinctively know every pressure point on the human body.
36) Kids like causing pain.
37) A five-year-old is heavier than you would think.
38 ) Herniating a disc is easier than you would think.
39) A penny dropped from the Empire State building will not kill a person.
40) A penny fired from a toy plastic-disc-shooting-gun really hurts.
41) Garbage disposals will only handle so much.
42) Garbage disposals are hard to extinguish.
43) Once a child learns how to balance on a bicycle, every solid object in your neighborhood becomes a magnet for three days.
44) "Childproof" isn't.
45) Kids are like cats, if a door is closed, they want to be on the other side.
46) Kids always know where you hide your keys.
47) Your kids are better at hiding things than you are.
48 ) Pets should not be hidden for extended periods of time.
49) Hamsters have very short lifespans.
50) Never forget, YOUR KIDS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU ARE.