Three Ladies in a Sauna
03-19-2010, 03:29 PM
#1
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Three Ladies in a Sauna
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. 'that was my pager,' she said. I have amicrochip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear..
When she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'
the older woman felt very low -tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom..
She returned with a piece of toilet paperhanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said..........well, will you look at that......i'm getting a fax!!
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. 'that was my pager,' she said. I have amicrochip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear..
When she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'
the older woman felt very low -tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom..
She returned with a piece of toilet paperhanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said..........well, will you look at that......i'm getting a fax!!
03-19-2010, 07:15 PM
#5
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Certified GM nut
I got excited when I read this title. Then I saw that it was in the Lounge and not The Yellow Light District, and my heart sank a little. But still hilarious.
