Just some facts......
Just Some Facts!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that'* more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
A pig'* orgasm lasts 30 minutes .
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour .
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male'*
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It'* like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds .
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump .
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat'* urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich'* eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains .
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
(What about that pig??)
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Stop starin at my thingy!