rjolly may need a few of these explained....
What is a yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it'* worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it'* no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blond?
A Golden Retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
What'* the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
What'* the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
What'* the fastest way to a man'* heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.