More Newfie jokes
A couple of Newfoundlander boys: Ned and George, decide that its time to furthur their education, so they put down their fishin nets and head over to the local college 'dere in St. Johns
Ned has has his interview first, he walks up to the Dean of Admissions and tells him what he is interested in taking. The Dean ponders and says, "OK Ned, you need to take courses in Math, History and Logic". Ned remarks...."what is logic?"
The Dean, in all of his wisdom and understanding says "I'm goin to give you your first lesson in logic".
Dean: "Do you have a weed eater?"
Ned: "Yes, i surely do Mr Dean sir"
Dean:" Well then according to logic you must have a lawn?"
Ned: "Darn tootin...I gots a nice lawn up 'dere on 'dose hills 'dere
Dean: "Great, well, the according to logic if you have a lawn, you must have a house..."
Ned: "Jaysum crow...you're right, I like this logic, I do have a house!"
Dean: "OK, so, a house is hard to care for, so, logic dictates, you must be married?"
Ned: "For surely I do, she brings me my beer on the front porch!!!"
Dean: "Wonderful, so according to logic, I can determine if you are homosexual or heterosexual....so....what are you?
Ned: Well, surely I be hetero....
Dean: "Excellent, you have just had your first lesson in logic!"
Ned leaves the room amazed, he walks over to George sitting in the waiting room and tells him all about it"
Hey Jarge!, I just had my first lesson in logic!!. George, amazed...asked what it was like? Ned decides to quiz his drinkin buddy by asking...
Ned: Hey Jarge...do you have a weed eater?"
Ned: Then you must be gay!!