For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. here'* an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it'* not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like Laxatives,They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas, The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather, Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders,You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars, Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials, You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores, Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds, They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara,They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn, They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms, You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps, Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots, All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

kicking myself for even replying....

Those are funny

Really?

I see nothing wrong with any those character traits. They all sound perfectly normal and desireable to me.

Bob.... You're getting older.... Beware of the banana stage!

Oh crap....I didn't pay attention to that one. :(

In the interests of fair play, I'll admit those were funny.










(Pssssttt!! I only said that because my wife was right here watching me post. I really think it'* mean-spirited and discriminatory. )

I was going to argue this with you, but I couldn't find any I could rebut.

Does such a woman really exist?