I got another one
Two midgets both decide to buy two hookers for the night. They and the hookers go to a cheap motel and buy a room next to each other. The first midget "Bill" goes in the room with the hooker. Bob and the hooker are at a loss of what to do.. so they just watch tv. Suddenly, Bill hears grunting, footsteps, moaning, heavy breathing, thudding next door. The next morning, Bill asks "John" what the hell went on next door, John said "What things?" Bill said "I heard all kinds of good noise..." John said "Oh that, I was just trying to get on the bed, the hooker wouldn't help me up..."