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What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

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Old 08-05-2009, 07:27 PM
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Default What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site------------------> The End!!!! <-------Open "More Fun" link inside this link at your own risk.

8. Look at the expression on your neighbor'* face
Old 08-05-2009, 08:01 PM
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HAHAHAHA Thats Awesome
Old 08-06-2009, 12:03 AM
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Nicely done Todd. I actually had that on my work lap top for awhile and was told that my sense of humor was being questioned by my director. I took the hint and took it off.
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All I got was a black screen
Old 08-06-2009, 07:25 AM
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hit your reload button.
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It may be filtered if He'* at work. that was some funny ****. Makes me want to put the wife in a different section the next time we fly just to view the reaction. That could get alot of mileage just sittting at a gate waiting to load.........
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The is great, but waht about the unhumorous Sky Marshall.? Let them in on it first? lol
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Now I got it. Ya, Marshalls don't seem to have a sense of humor.
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The only thing that could make that better, is go to the Toilet and change into a sheet first.
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lmao that is great
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