I gotta get some NOS (nitrous) on my zamboni (ice-resurfacer). And maybe a new engine CPU (computer, ECU, ECM, PCM). Some dude in a rice burner (Civic) had me by a car length when I hit 3 mph. He took off so quick I needed a bandaid (bandage) for my wounds and a kleenex (facial tissue) for my tears.
If I had my rollerblades, I'd catch up to him. Then I'd stick a q-tip (cotton swap on a stick) in his ear so he could hear his fart can (coffee can muffler).
Maybe I should just sit back and have a Coke (caffinated beverage) and a smile.