The Top 15 Things You'll Never Say a Second Time
08-23-2003, 07:47 AM
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The Top 15 Things You'll Never Say a Second Time
15> "Boss, that project is so simple, any idiot could bring it
in ahead of schedule and under budget."
14> "I hope the fine isn't more than $200, officer. That'* all
I have with me."
13> "Question over here, Arnold! Why does Maria look like a
friggin' skeleton?"
12> "Oooh! Somebody from Montana sent me a package made entirely
of wood!"
11> "Cool! If you look through the wrong end of the binoculars,
those charging elephants look really far away!"
10> "Hell'* Angels? Then why are you all dressed like one of
the Village People?"
9> "Hey, anyone wanna bet me I can't stuff this wad of salt-water
taffy into my johnson and target-shoot that beer bottle off
the bar?"
8> "'Don't try this at home,' my ***."
7> "Tequila? That stuff'* for wimps! I can drink it all night
and still be sober enough to drive home."
6> "After I pick up my handgun, let'* go see that new
Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez flick."
5> "Don't give me any of that white-trash trailer-skank attitude,
waitress. Just bring me my damn soup."
4> "Believe me, John Ashcroft has much better things to do than
read some lame-*** Internet humor list."
3> "Here are your sunglasses, Mrs. Simpson."
2> "You're STD-free, right? Man, I can't believe I'm sleeping
with a girl who knows Charlie Sheen!"
and Topfive.com'* Number 1 Thing You'll Never Say a Second Time...
1> "We'll be safe here, Uday and Qusay."
in ahead of schedule and under budget."
14> "I hope the fine isn't more than $200, officer. That'* all
I have with me."
13> "Question over here, Arnold! Why does Maria look like a
friggin' skeleton?"
12> "Oooh! Somebody from Montana sent me a package made entirely
of wood!"
11> "Cool! If you look through the wrong end of the binoculars,
those charging elephants look really far away!"
10> "Hell'* Angels? Then why are you all dressed like one of
the Village People?"
9> "Hey, anyone wanna bet me I can't stuff this wad of salt-water
taffy into my johnson and target-shoot that beer bottle off
the bar?"
8> "'Don't try this at home,' my ***."
7> "Tequila? That stuff'* for wimps! I can drink it all night
and still be sober enough to drive home."
6> "After I pick up my handgun, let'* go see that new
Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez flick."
5> "Don't give me any of that white-trash trailer-skank attitude,
waitress. Just bring me my damn soup."
4> "Believe me, John Ashcroft has much better things to do than
read some lame-*** Internet humor list."
3> "Here are your sunglasses, Mrs. Simpson."
2> "You're STD-free, right? Man, I can't believe I'm sleeping
with a girl who knows Charlie Sheen!"
and Topfive.com'* Number 1 Thing You'll Never Say a Second Time...
1> "We'll be safe here, Uday and Qusay."
08-23-2003, 09:24 AM
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Re: The Top 15 Things You'll Never Say a Second Time
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and Topfive.com'* Number 1 Thing You'll Never Say a Second Time...
1> "We'll be safe here, Uday and Qusay."
1> "We'll be safe here, Uday and Qusay."
08-23-2003, 05:39 PM
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I thought it was "hey, here hold my beer"
more-
"I looked down the barrel to see if was loaded"
to the GF "oh NOT in there also?"
"well your mom did so I thought you would to"
Custer- "where all these F'in indans come from?!"
more-
"I looked down the barrel to see if was loaded"
to the GF "oh NOT in there also?"
"well your mom did so I thought you would to"
Custer- "where all these F'in indans come from?!"
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scream "BANG!" Behind a EOD guy on site,
Please remove your clothes from my closet they are much to big for my new GF,
What does this button do?-during a tour of a SSBN my buddys on.
REAL- to a cop that pulled me over and asked ME why he did, " I don't know?, it could not of been too bad I stopped"
I'll hold this plug wire while you turn it over.
It'* not THAT hot in Jebel Ale UAE in July!
Finally sadly..
Standing on the USS Arizona Memoral 9SEPT01 visting on my way back from the Gulf on CV-64,
"This can never happen again!"
But my post cards where easy to write,
It happened again. Once again it'* payback time.
Please remove your clothes from my closet they are much to big for my new GF,
What does this button do?-during a tour of a SSBN my buddys on.
REAL- to a cop that pulled me over and asked ME why he did, " I don't know?, it could not of been too bad I stopped"
I'll hold this plug wire while you turn it over.
It'* not THAT hot in Jebel Ale UAE in July!
Finally sadly..
Standing on the USS Arizona Memoral 9SEPT01 visting on my way back from the Gulf on CV-64,
"This can never happen again!"
But my post cards where easy to write,
It happened again. Once again it'* payback time.
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