Italian Mafia Don
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his
"Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I wanna for you to take my
chromeplated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But Grandpa I really don't like guns so how about you leaving me your
Rolex watch instead."
"You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of
Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with
What you gonna do then? Point to you watch and say 'TIME'* UP'?"