They make seadoo'*. I have a 1978 Skidoo in my basement right now. My dad used to live in Northern Maine in the airforce and thats how they got around some times. Shes a great sled, she looks classy enough to ride with new ones and can still get up to 60 no problem.
But the thing about lowering crime rate and rasing pot use. DURH! Pot heads are so mellow they don't hurt a fly.