Indian & Cowboy
INDIAN & COWBOY
While riding the range one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep,and began a conversation with the Indian.
Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how'* it going?"
Dog: "Doin' good."
Indian is shocked...
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian has a look of total disbelief.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you ?"
Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Indian.
Cowboy: "How'* he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain ."
Indian stares in utter amazement.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep is a liar."