I'm taking a 6 month vacation
Yep, you saw me right. 6 month vacation. It'* gonna be splendid. I'm getting away from this American weather. I plan to go to a place where it'* nice and hot and get'* barely any rain. It'* got an airport near by, and the security of the place is great. I won't have to worry about any terrorism.
For those that haven't guessed it, I'm goin to Iraq! Man, this is gonna be awesome. I'm gonna have money again! Woooooo hooooo!