Dear Mr. Dodge Ram 5.9 liter Hemi,
I feel I owe you a couple apologies, I realize you were in a tremendous rush this morning and if I had know it was my toll booth lane you wanted to be in I would have given you more than 50 feet in which to complete your well timed maneuver, I do agree with you that 50 feet is probably a small margin of error to work with when trying to squeeze between hardened cement pillars and other vehicles while at the same time trying to decelerate from 80 to 25 miles per hour but to your credit you seemed to have pulled it off and yes those speed limit signs must be for the other lanes only.
I also apologize for the fact I was not aware of your sensitivity to loud sounds, I only realized this as you obviously attempted to pull away from my blaring horn as you fully accelerated after the toll booth.
In my haste to show you how impressed I was with your superb driving skills I may have caused you some embarrassment as I shot past you within a matter of just a few feet, I realize most vehicles like yours can achieve great speeds I just forget sometimes that mine can achieve these speeds in a very short distance, if this caused you to feel inadequate in any way again my apologies.
And lastly I apologize for my lane changes this morning but with so many lanes to choose from I sometimes have to try them all and get a feel for which one I want to travel in, I honestly didn't see you behind me for the five miles to the next exit.
Have a great day.