I'm On A Roll!!!
Found another one to share.....
The doctor said, "George, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your ********* to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the *********."
George was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person.
He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men'*
clothing store and thought, "That'* what I need... a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let'* see... size 44
long." George laughed, "That'* right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. George tried on the suit.. it fit perfectly.
As George admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" George t hought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed George and said, "Let'* see, 34 sleeves and 1 6-1/2 ne ck."
George was surprised, That'* right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business 60 years. George tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
George walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" George thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let'* see... size 36."
George laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34.
A size 34 would press your ********* up against the base of your spine
and give you one hell of a headache."
New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
1998 SE Midnight Blue Pearl
Gutted airbox, FRAM AirHog, removed MAF Screen, eBay clear corners, extended brake lights
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