thats funny, I know my mother is the funniest person to talk to when shes half asleep, starts talking about the most RANDOM ****. Last night it was " did you return the van to joe before washing the maserati?" and the funniest thing is, she will justify what shes saying with full confidence
stop talkin about pullies andrew. I know you're 12 and nervous to be in bed with a girl, but come on man, at least stick to the topic at hand!