Due to the fact that I have a 'significant other' (hottie) who is mucho concerned with my well-being and safety, and also that I have 2 kids and she has one.......
For the interest of all parties, I hereby swear that I will no longer do complete 1/4 mile runs with the Gtech on dark country roads, and that from this day forth, the mean Greenzilla will travel no faster than 85 mph for personal safety reasons.
I care enough for the 4 women/girls in my life, that I am willing to give this up. All of my performance runs from this day forth will be based on 0-60 mph times.
To this I swear.