I LOVE Wireless Optical. Two were such. The wife sayz I click to hard. Thats where I break them, They just stop clicking.

Football? As much as I like to play it, I haven't been interested in watching for years. I rely on the internet in the winter, and once the snow thaws, my car, boat, and bike keep my to busy for TV.

I love my trackball!!!

And WTH was all that about Guns?

Laser mice rule. Optical aren't accurate enough for me.

Laser? Oh this I have to see. What'* next? Photon mice?

Here'* a whole bunch of em
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...+mouse&x=0&y=0

And the one I use
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...=logitech%20g9

Ones that track your eye movements.......

Well if this thread is all about hijacking it and making it your own for the sake of adding to your post count then.....hmmmmm...I got nothing!

I want one that plugs right in to my brain.

How about wireless laser mice underwear. Then you have an excuse to touch yourself while at the computer!

9 BUTTONS??? WTF! I don't even like a scroller in the middle.
Youngins..... Pfffft. hehehe