I love the 2 way connect on Nextel. Heres why:
Me: Slapnut to Cockbite. Do you read me, over?
Derek: Cockbite to Slapnut. Reading you 5 by 5.
Me: Is the landing bay clear?
Derek: Negative, there is debris in the landing bay.
Me: Say again Cockbite, say again.
Derek: There is debris in the landing bay.
Me: Copy that. My craft is coming in hot. Any way to clear debris?
Derek: Affirmative. Will have fire and rescue teams standing by, over.
Me: Thats a roger. Slapnut out.
Now heres the translation:
Me: Yo Derek.
Derek: Hey Seth, whats up.
Me: Is your garage clean?
Derek: No, theres all sorts of crap in there.
Derek: There is junk in the way.
Me: Ok, I need to change out my belt. Any chance of getting my car in there?
Derek: I push junk out of the way. Will have cold beers and snack waiting.
Me: Alright, see you when I get there.
Only took us 30 minutes to change the belt, I feel kinda proud about that.