Female Stages of Life
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Female Stages of Life
AGE - DRINK
17 - Wine Coolers
25 - White wine
35 - Red wine
48 - Dom Perignon
66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
AGE - EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
17 - Need to wash my hair
25 - Need to wash and condition my hair
35 - Need to colour my hair
48 - Need to have Francois colour my hair
66 - Need to have Francois colour my wig
AGE - FAVORITE SPORT
17 - shopping
25 - shopping
35 - shopping
48 - shopping
66 - shopping
AGE - DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 - "Burger King"
25 - "Free meal"
35 - "A diamond"
48 - "A bigger diamond"
66 - "Home Alone"
AGE - FAVORITE FANTASY
17 - tall, dark and handsome
25 - tall, dark and handsome with money
35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 - a man with hair
66 - a man
AGE - HOUSE PET
17 - Muffy the cat
25 - Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 - German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat
48 - Children from his first marriAGE - and Muffy the Cat
66 - Retired ex dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat
AGE - IDEAL AGE - TO GET MARRIED
17 - 17
25 - 25
35 - 35
48 - 48
66 - 66
AGE - IDEAL DATE
17 - He offers to pay
25 - He pays
35 - He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 - He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 - He can chew breakfast
17 - Wine Coolers
25 - White wine
35 - Red wine
48 - Dom Perignon
66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
AGE - EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
17 - Need to wash my hair
25 - Need to wash and condition my hair
35 - Need to colour my hair
48 - Need to have Francois colour my hair
66 - Need to have Francois colour my wig
AGE - FAVORITE SPORT
17 - shopping
25 - shopping
35 - shopping
48 - shopping
66 - shopping
AGE - DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 - "Burger King"
25 - "Free meal"
35 - "A diamond"
48 - "A bigger diamond"
66 - "Home Alone"
AGE - FAVORITE FANTASY
17 - tall, dark and handsome
25 - tall, dark and handsome with money
35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 - a man with hair
66 - a man
AGE - HOUSE PET
17 - Muffy the cat
25 - Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 - German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat
48 - Children from his first marriAGE - and Muffy the Cat
66 - Retired ex dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat
AGE - IDEAL AGE - TO GET MARRIED
17 - 17
25 - 25
35 - 35
48 - 48
66 - 66
AGE - IDEAL DATE
17 - He offers to pay
25 - He pays
35 - He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 - He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 - He can chew breakfast
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Eh, not bad...I'll give it a 3.5 out of 5...
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It rates a 2 by my standards. LOL The only thing I agreed with was the favorite sport.
I've never liked wine or champagne, I just say no if I don't want to date that particular person, A successful date is one where he isn't all hands , We won't discuss the fantasy, and I will always have a dog as a pet.
I've never liked wine or champagne, I just say no if I don't want to date that particular person, A successful date is one where he isn't all hands , We won't discuss the fantasy, and I will always have a dog as a pet.
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Originally Posted by lash
....and THERE you have it folks...
The "Official" rating.
Any questions?
The "Official" rating.
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Originally Posted by dbeast420
Originally Posted by lash
....and THERE you have it folks...
The "Official" rating.
Any questions?
The "Official" rating.
Any questions?
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by dbeast420
Originally Posted by lash
....and THERE you have it folks...
The "Official" rating.
Any questions?
The "Official" rating.
Any questions?
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by dbeast420
Originally Posted by lash
....and THERE you have it folks...
The "Official" rating.
Any questions?
The "Official" rating.
Any questions?