Dont get caught in the trap! Run to Your nearest Burger King and order the biggest, fattest, juicy burger you can find and order double cheese and bacon. Hurry before your will and ability to say no are destroyed! It'* your only hope.
That would happen to be the triple whopper w/ x cheese and bacon
Personally I prefer the monster burger w/ x cheese and bacon. It doesn't come with the "salad" included