…their straws are so big. It’* like drinking Coke through a culvert. Ahhh.
Crack users love them too for that very reason: the large diameter allows for maximum flow of the "goods".
Straw theft is a major problem at McDonald'* in high drug use areas.
Well, THAT explains the plain brown Crown Vic with the two guys in suits that'* been following me since I swiped an extra straw from Mac'*. I thought they were going to make me pony up the $0.025 for the stolen straw. I had no idea they were lookin' to bust my honkey a$$! I just wanted to roll it up and pop it.