Dentist joke....
03-02-2005, 05:15 PM
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Dentist joke....
A man goes to the dentist complaining of a toothache.
The dentist examines the man'* tooth and tells him it HAS to come out!! The dentist tells him he can give him a shot and then pull it.
Man cries "OOHHH NOOOOO.....I don't do shots!!!!! I can't stand needles!!!!!"
Well,the dentist says,we can give you gas and then pull it.
Man cries out again "OOHHH NOOOOO........I don't do gas EITHER!!!!! I'm AFRAID I might not wake up!!!!!"
OK,says the dentist, We can give you a 100 mg VIAGRA.......
Man thinks about it for a minute looking puzzled........."Why you gonna' give me VIAGRA????"
"So you can have something to hold on to while I pull that sucker OUT!!!!!!"
The dentist examines the man'* tooth and tells him it HAS to come out!! The dentist tells him he can give him a shot and then pull it.
Man cries "OOHHH NOOOOO.....I don't do shots!!!!! I can't stand needles!!!!!"
Well,the dentist says,we can give you gas and then pull it.
Man cries out again "OOHHH NOOOOO........I don't do gas EITHER!!!!! I'm AFRAID I might not wake up!!!!!"
OK,says the dentist, We can give you a 100 mg VIAGRA.......
Man thinks about it for a minute looking puzzled........."Why you gonna' give me VIAGRA????"
"So you can have something to hold on to while I pull that sucker OUT!!!!!!"
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