Shoot the squirrel that'* been climbing on your bird feeder. Feel slightly bad. Skin and remove innards. Snap off squirrel hands-n-feet and keep them for key chains, good luck charms, or run them down the disposal. Keep disposal running... eventually they go down. Clean, and soak squirrel in 6 dollar a gallon organic milk overnight. Rinse, quarter, flash fry with shallots and garlic. Season with rosemary and salt place in oven at 350 for 35 minutes. Eat. Feel connected to the cycle of life.