When my wife and I were in belgium, she was bitten on both her eyes and they swelled shut. She went to the doctor that day and he gave her some ointment to put on them and the next day you could not tell anything ever happened. Never did find that little guy(the spider) to kick its ***!
I once told my SO that there was a huge spider in the bathroom. He laughed, that "aww, how cute, the girl is afraid of a spider" laugh. The next thing I heard was a cuss word hollered from the bathroom, and a loud thud. The spider, which was actually about the size of a quarter, jumped at him. Hee. I had to chase it down and flush it.
A spider bit my face at the top-right part of my forehead twice and once on my nose. It was probably back when I slept in my Bonneville right in front of my house in between repairs and teardowns. I've still got the scars from the bites!