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Old 03-15-2008, 07:17 AM   #1
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Default Hunting dog ....

A guy decides he wants to learn how to hunt. Needing a good hunting dog, he visits a farmer who has been advertising hounds in the newspaper. The farmer shows him several dogs, but the guy doesn't like them. Then he spots one hound that the farmer hasn't shown him. The guys asks, "What about that one?" "Oh, no," the farmer replies. "That one'* my special dog." "What'* so special about him?" "Let me show you."

The farmer leads the guy and the dog to a field, lifts up one of the dog'* ears, and orders, "Go find the birds!" The dog charges to a nearby bush, points and barks once. "That means there'* one bird in that bush," says the farmer. "No way!" exclaims the guy. The farmer takes a stick and pokes the bush, and a huge pheasant flies out.

To further convince the guy, the farmer again lifts the dog'* ear and repeats, "Go find the birds!" This time the dog streaks off to another bush, points, and barks twice. "That means there'* two birds in there," says the farmer,
taking his stick and poking at the bush. Two huge pheasants pop out and fly away.

"I've gotta have that dog!" says the man. "Well, okay," replies the farmer. "But it'* gonna cost you a bundle." The guy forks over the bucks and takes the dog.

A month later, the farmer has to go to the city, and decides to visit the guy who bough his prize hound. When he asked the guy about the dog, the man replies, "A couple of buddies and I went hunting, and when we got to a field the damnedest thing happened. I went up to the dog, lifted one of his ears, and said 'Go find the birds.' The dog
took off like a bat outta hell and ran into the field, barking and running around like crazy. Then he jumped on my leg and started humping it like I was a bi*ch in heat. After that, he grabbed a stick and started shaking it violently at me! I thought he'd gone nuts for sure, or maybe had rabies or something. So I shot the fugger."

"You blithering idiot!" yelled the farmer. "He was just telling you that there'* more fuggin' birds out there than you could shake a stick at!"
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ahahahaha thats funny.

guess he should have learned all the things the dog did first eh?
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