Originally Posted by Toddster
Hey guys in girls,
So how old is everyone here?
I know some of you guys are old as dirt but some of you newer members I have no idea....so...don't be bashful
I'm 32 this Sunday.
I saw that on another Forum Todd, Happy Birthday young-in!!!
I was born in the "Year of Our Lord" .... Only Knows.
I'm so old instead of a daily dozen I get a daily doesn't.
I look like like I gave the pallbearers the slip.
The ancient Greeks had a word for birthdays . . .and I was there to hear it.
I'm so old that when I was in school, history was current events.
But hey!, I still chase women . . . but only downhill.
I'm so old my wife gave up sex for Lent and I didn't notice till Easter.
I'm approaching 40..... but from the wrong direction.
I'm so old the birthday candles cost more than the cake.
I'm so old my Social Security # is........ 7.
The best years of my life were the ten years between 39........and 40!
Itz not that bad, I look like a million . . . every day of it.
Its all good, I still chase women, but I just can't remember why.