BOOM! Shaka-aka! The gauntlet hits the floor. Nicely played Bri.

"Mr Statistics" It'* my life, my work, my goal.

I don't like cats, that being said I do like my cat lol he'* more like a dog than a cat.
He can be 1/2 a mile away and he comes when you call his name, likes to walk along side me when I go through the woods with the dog, and he'* been known to run and retreive and squirrel after you shoot it.

To give a cat a pill just crush it first....

Put the pill on the cat'* forehead and crush it with a rock.

We actually like cats, they hide their poo.

Dick

Sounds like My cat... When that 24 toed bastard needs a pill his *** gets shipped to the vets to be doped up LMAO

Is it wrong to use the cat for target practice with a BB gun?
Only good cat is a dead one or someone elses.

Thought I'd throw this one in here too.

Sarah brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid
her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened
to the bird'* chest. 

 After a moment or two, the vet shook his head
and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.

"The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any
testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.

"The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned
a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck'*
owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to
bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few
minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and
also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back
on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the
room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this
is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.

"The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced
a bill, which he handed to the woman.

The duck'* owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried,
"$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!

"The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it,
the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat
Scan, it'* now $150."

^^^^

That is great and definitely true

My wife'* a Vet. And printing this out to take to work Monday.