An officer pulls over a man and his wife while they're travelling down the highway. After approaching the car and requesting the man'* license, the officer asks the man if he knows why he has been pulled over.
"No officer, I have no idea."
"Well," says the officer, "when you passed my car I noticed you weren't wearing a seatbelt."
"I've had my seatbelt on the whole time I've been in here," replies the man.
"That'* not true," says the officer. "I saw you fasten your belt after you had already pulled to the side of the road."
"You're a liar," the man fires back. "I've been wearing a seatbelt ever since I got in my car."
"No, sir, I know what I saw," the officer counters. "You were not wearing a seatbelt."
The conversation continues this way for another minute, with each man holding his ground. Finally, the man'* wife is sick of it.
"Enough!" she screams. "Honey, just let him write the ticket and we'll be on our way."
To which she adds, "If there'* one thing I've learned, Officer, it'* that you'll never win an argument with my husband while he'* drunk."
1997 SE w/SLE package
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